People who wish their lives were anime

tachibana-san:

criticmaker:

Take in to account the following:

• puella magi madoka magica - you die
• Code Geass - you die
• deathnote - you die
• naruto - you probably gonna die
• bleach - you’re in a series people now hate, probably gonna die
• Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann - if you’re a man among men, you gonna die
• Deadman Wonderland - Crazy shit gonna happen, and you gonna die (plus maybe aids) 
• High school of the dead - you probably are already dead
• Dragon ball z - you gonna die and it’ll probably take you 5 episodes just to shit
• Gundam Wing - you don’t die, but you’re stupid enough to blow up your fucking gundam
• Yu-gi-oh - play a children’s card game, you die get banished to the shadow realm
• Mirai Nikki - everyone and your mother dies
• Every hentai ever made - unspeakable things will happen to your butt

 I could go on and on. The point is be careful what you wish for, not all animes will make your life better 8|…I still wish my life was anime doe…

Prince of Tennis: you play tennis